If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
If you wouldn't mind I would like to lose
If you wouldn't care I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew
If you wouldn't care I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

You could do anything
You could do anything
You could do anything

We were in a garden wastin' time
And we were in our love and we like to blew
We were in a garden, like to use
And if you wouldn't mind I would like to spew

Seen it, believe it, need it, is it sane?
Is there another reason for a man?
Is there another, horny, next to me?

And if you wouldn't mind I would like to blew
And if you wouldn't mind if we overdo
Let me sit it down I would like to use
And if you wouldn't mind I would like to grew

Is there a reason you never seem insane?
Is there another madness? To make you mine
Is there another reason for your stain?

Is there a meaning for this? I'm insane
Is there another time for most to fade?
Is there another madness for this soul? / meaning for this song?

You could be anything x3
You could do anything x5

And as the soft pretentious mountains
Glisten in the light of the trees
All the flowers have gingivitis
And the birds die happily

We'll be together once again my love
Need you back, oh baby, baby

I can't explain just why
We lost it from the start
Living without you, girl
You only break my heart

I can feel it, I can hold it
I can bend it, shave it, mold it

He can cut it, he can taste it
Spank it, beat it, ejaculate it

I've been lookin' for Day Glo
Always hearing the same ol'
Sticky boredom with big book
I can make it do things you wouldn't think it ever could

I can feel it, I can hold it
I can bend it, shave it, mold it

He can cut it, he can taste it
Spank it, beat it, emasculate it

I've been lookin' for Day Glo
Always hearing the same ol'
Sticky boredom with big book
I can make it do things you wouldn't think it ever could

Truth, covered in security
I can't let you smother me
I'd like to, but it couldn't work
Trading off and taking turns
I don't regret a thing

And I've got this friend, you see
He makes me feel and I
Want him more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove I still
Smell her on you

Don't tell me what I wanna hear
Afraid of never knowing fear
Experience anything you need
I'll keep fighting jealousy
Until it's fucking gone

I've got this friend, you see
He makes me feel and I
Want him more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove I still
Smell her on you

Truth!
Covered in security
I can't let you smother me
I'd like to but it couldn't work
Trading off and taking turns
I don't regret a thing

And I've got this friend, you see
He makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to make you a deal
We'll make a pact to learn from whoever
we want without new rules
And we'll share what's lost and what we grew
They'll go out of their way

To prove they still
Smell her on you
They still
Smell her on you
Smell her on you

What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married
Buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn freezerburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married!
Married!
Married!
Buried!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

All in all is all we are

Pick me, pick me, yeah
Left alone, lone signal
At ease, at least, yeah
Everyone is hollow

Pick me, pick me, yeah
Everyone is waiting
Pick me, pick me, yeah
You can even pay them

Hey
Dive, dive, dive
Dive in me

Dive in me!

Kiss this, kiss that, yeah
Left alone, lone signal
At ease, at ease, yeah
You can be my hero

Pick me, pick me, yeah
Everyone is waiting
Hit me, hit me, yeah
I'm real good at hating

Hey
Dive, dive, dive
Dive in me

Dive in me!

Dive, dive, dive
Dive in me

Dive in me!

Kiss me, Kiss me, yeah
Left alone, lone signal
At ease, at least, yeah
Everyone is hollow

Pick me, pick me, yeah
Everyone is waiting
At ease, at least, yeah
I'm real good at hating

Hey
Dive, dive, dive
Dive in me

Dive in me!

Kiss this, kiss that, yeah
Left alone, lone signal
At ease, at least, yeah
Everyone is hollow

Pick me, pick me, yeah
Everyone is waiting
At ease, at least, yeah
I'm real good at hating

Hey
Dive, dive, dive
Dive in me

Dive in me!

Dive, dive, dive
Dive in me

Dive in me!

He's there in case I want it all
He's scared 'cause I want
He's scared in case I want it all
He's scared 'cause I want

All in all the clock is slow
Six color pictures all in row
Of a marigold

He's there in case I want it all
He's scared 'cause I want
He's there in case I want it all
He's scared 'cause I want

All in all the clock is slow
Six color pictures all in row
Of a marigold

He's there in case I want it all
He's scared 'cause I want
He's there in case I want it all
He's there 'cause I want

All in all the clock is slow
Six color pictures all in row
Of a marigold

I don't need to love again
I won't sigh and mope again
I just don't need to love again
I just don't think it's worth it
I don't really love her
I don't think I want her
Ain't gonna take to love again
It's the way your love hurts
It's the way you're mad again
I don't think I'll love again
I won't ever promise her
I don't think I want her

This time no one else
I don't bear to follow you
I don't ever promise you
Sometimes I don't love you
Think I'm tired of loving her
I don't really want love

Pain (x5)
You know you're right

You told me to follow him
Teach him that I loved him
I won't ever promise you
I won't even bother to
You gave me my first kiss
I don't think I want it now
I don't ever want again
It's all that I had to have
It's all that I wanted
It's all that I had to
I don't think I'll miss her
I don't think I want ?

Pain (x5)

Heart of gold but it lost its pride
Beautiful veins and bloodshot eyes
I've seen your face in another light
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
In too deep and out of time
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

A simple man and his blushing bride
Intravenous, intertwined
Heart's gone cold your hands were tied
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
In too deep and out of time
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Do you ever think of me?
You're so considerate
Do you ever think of me?
Oh, so considerate

In too deep and lost in time
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Beautiful veins and bloodshot eyes
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Heart's gone cold and hands are tied
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Do you ever think of me?
You're so considerate
Did you ever think of me?
Oh, so considerate

In too deep and lost in time
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Beautiful veins and bloodshot eyes
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Hearts gone cold and hands are tied
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Why'd you have to go and let this die?
Why'd you have to go and let this die?
Why'd you have to go and let this die?
Why'd you have to go and let this die?

Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Johnny was a homo
Kept his body clean
Moved to San Francisco
Caught a big disease
Raped by his Daddy
Told he was at fault
Living life unhappy
Covered up his soul

We're living in a time of change
Too many things you feel afraid
Doing things against the will of God
Maybe someday soon they'll realize they're wrong

Lucy was a lesbian
No, no fun in the sack
Moved to Acapulco
Nothing goes in her hole
Then she met Johnny
They dated, went to formal
He and she got naughty
Found out that it's normal

We're living in a time of change
Too many things you feel afraid
Doing many things against the will of God
Maybe someday soon they'll realize they're wrong

Made not born
Made not born
Made not born
Made not born

I'm so happy
Cause today I found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly
That's ok, cause so are you
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning
Is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles
In a daze, cause I found God

Hey hey hey, hey!
Yeah hey!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'm so lonely
That's ok, you shaved your head
And I'm not sad
And just maybe
I'm to blame for all I've heard
And I'm not sure
I'm so excited
I can't wait to meet you there
And I don't care
I'm so horny
That's ok, my will is good

Hey hey hey, hey!
Yeah hey!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Monkey see, monkey do
I don't know why I'd - rather be dead than cool
I don't know why - every line ends in rhyme
I don't know why - less is more, love is blind
I don't know why

Stay
Stay away! [x3]

Give an inch, take a smile
I don't know why - fashion shits, fashion style
I don't know why - throw it out and keep it in
I don't know why - have to have poison skin
I don't know why

Stay
Stay away! [x3]

I don't know why [x2]

Stay
Stay away! [x3]

Monkey see, monkey do
I don't know why I'd - rather be dead than cool
I don't know why - every line ends in rhyme
I don't know why - less is more, love is blind
I don't know why

Stay
Stay away! [x3]

I don't know why [x2]

Stay
Stay away! [x3]

Stay away! [x5]

God is gay!

Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
Knows not what it means
When I say...

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say
Yeah

We can have some more
Nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit
Tender age in bloom

[repeat chorus]

[guitar solo]

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
Knows not what it means
When I say...

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
Knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say
Yeah

Hidden conversations
And I'm hiding me
Wouldn't want to fake it
And I'm tired and see

Taking medications
In a private room
Hidden conversations
In a time in June

See sunbeams in his hands
He is coming in a man
Leave silence in his room
He has got it, it is true

And [bothers?] in his way
Keep him coming back again

Wouldn't want to fake it
And I don't mind
Hidden conversations
Two men are mine

Hidden medications
In a hiding room
Wouldn't want to fake it
And I know I should

See sunbeams in his hands
Keep him coming back again
Keeping colors in his hue
Keep [bothers?] in his, too/two[?]

See silence in his hands
Keep him coming back again

Wouldn't want to make it
And I don't mind
Wouldn't want to fake it
And I have this time

Hidden conversations
Two men are mine
Taking medications
Till my stomach's full

See sunbeams in his hands
Keep him coming back again
See the [undies?] in his hands
He is going in a man

See the sunbeams in her hair
He is coming in a man

What did you say you wanted
I woulda let a [l???]
In the way you want it so bad
I love the way you fuck and [???]
and I love the way you want it so bad

I know you say it and
I know they drew it
I only want to tell somebody lies
How could you say it
How could you do this
I only want to try
Something in your eyes

I know that I was not aware
[???] is gone that I fucking see
I know that I wanna get a fucking
A big [???]
I know! I know!

Why did you say it
How could you do it
Why would you wanna try it
Something is in your eyes
How could you say this
How could you do this
Why would you wanna say
It's something in your eyes

Why did you say it
How could you do this
How could you wanna
Tell something in lies
How could you say it
How could you do this
Why would you want say
Something is in your eyes

Krist: [spoken] I was a baaaad boy...

Kurt: *angry guitar noises*

I should have known
That it would end this way
I should have known
There was no other way
Didn't hear your warning
Damn my heart gone deaf

I should have known
Look at the shape you're in
I should have known
But I dove right in
One thing is for certain
As I'm standing here
I should have known

Lay your hands in mine
Heal me one last time
Though I cannot forgive you yet
No, I cannot forgive you yet
You leave my heart in debt

I should have known
I was inside of you
I should have known
There was that side of you
Came without a warning
Caught me unaware

I should have known
I've been here before
I should have known
Don't want it anymore
One thing is for certain
I'm still standing here
I should have known

Lay your hands in mine
Feel me one last time
Though I cannot forgive you yet
No I cannot forgive you yet
You leave my heart in debt

No, I cannot forgive you yet
No, I cannot forgive you yet
You leave my heart in debt

I should have known

Maybe you was right
Didn't want a fight
I should have known
Couldn't read the signs
Couldn't see the lie
I should have known

Though I cannot forgive you yet
No I cannot forgive you yet
You leave my heart in debt

No I cannot forgive you yet
No I cannot forgive you yet
You leave my heart in debt

No I cannot forgive you yet
No I cannot forgive you yet
To leave us all in debt

I should have known

Straight as an arrow
Defect, defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject, reject
Towards anti-social
Solo, solo

Standing on the stairs
Cold, cold morning
Ghostly image of fear
Mayday, mayday
Gonna leave this region
They'll take me with them

Dimension seven

Straight as an arrow
Defect, defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject, reject
Towards anti-social
So dumb, so dumb

Standing on the stairs
Cold, cold morning
Ghostly image of fear
Mayday, mayday
Gonna leave this region
They'll take me with them

Dimension seven
Dimension seven

Ah, the itchy flakes, it is a-flaming
All the gels and cremes it is pertaining
To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only a, a yeast infection

Oh well it hurts when I
Hurts when I pee
Oh well it hurts when I
Hurts when I see

Now I vomit cum and diarrhoea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy
Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

Oh well it hurts when I
Hurts when I pee
Oh well it hurts when I
Hurts when I see

Roll into my bed which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas, and yellow mucus
Stained dirt, vaseline, toe jam and booger
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge

Bell on door clank - come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steam hot towel on my face

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

Am I the only one?

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me, my friend

I'm not the only one

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn

Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one

Rape me!

One baby to another says
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to
Completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you

With eyes so dilated
I've become your pupil
You've taught me everything
Without a poison apple
The water is so yellow
I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful
Vacuum out the fluids

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you

You
You
You

One baby to another says
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
Sloppy lips to lips
You're my vitamins
I like you

Come on over and do the twist
Overdo it and have a fit
Love you so much it makes me sick
Come on over and do the twist

Beat me outta me - beat it! beat it!
Beat me outta me - beat it! beat it!
Beat me outta me - beat it! beat it!
Beat me outta me

Come on over and do the twist
Overdo it and have a fit
Love you so much it makes me sick
Come on over and shoot the shit

Beat me outta me - beat it! beat it!
Beat me outta me - beat it! beat it!
Beat me outta me - beat it! beat it!
Beat me outta me

She keeps a-pumpin' straight to my heart

He needs a quiet room
With a lock to keep him in
It's just a quiet room
And he's there

He plays an old guitar
With a coin found by the phone
It was his friend's guitar
That he played

He's never been in love
But he knows just what love is
He says nevermind
And no one speaks

He thinks he drinks too much
Cos when he tells his two best friends
'I think I drink too much'
No one speaks
No one speaks
No one speaks

He plays an old guitar
With a coin found by the phone
It was his friend's guitar
That he played

When he plays
No one speaks
No one speaks
When he plays
No one speaks

Krist (spoken): I'd like to tell you about this next song. It's about homosexual love. Cause we're all queers. We're all butt-pirates here. We're butthole surfers.

Kurt (spoken): By the way, Chris is a girl. This song is About A Queer.

I need an easy friend
I do
With an ear to lend
I do
Think you fit this shoe
I do
Won't you have a clue?

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free

I do

I'm standing in your line
I do
Hope you have the time
I do
Pick a number, too
I do
Keep a date with you

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free

I need an easy friend
I do
With an ear to lend
I do
Think you fit this shoe
I do
Won't you have a clue?

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
No, I can't see you every night
Free

I do...

(Verse 1)
Up, up, up and down
Turn, turn, turn around
Round, round, round about
And over again

(Verse 2)
Gun, gun, son-of-a-gun
You are the only one
Who makes any difference
What I say

(Chorus x2)
The sun shines in the bedroom
When we play
The rain it always starts
When you go away

(V1)

(V2)

(Chorus x2)

(V1)

(V2)

(Chorus x4)

Even in his youth [x3]
He was nothing
Kept his body clean [x3]
Going nowhere
Daddy was ashamed [x2]
He was something
Digrace the family name [x2]
The family name, he was something

He was born for your crew
I've got nothing left to prove
If I die before I wake
Hope I don't come back a slave

Even in his youth [x3]
He was nothing
Kept his body clean [x3]
Going nowhere
Daddy was ashamed [x2]
He was the same, he was nothing
Digrace the family name [x2]
Family name, going nowhere

Leave this one, for your brew
I've got nothing left to prove
If I die before I wake
Hope I don't come back a slave
Aye-Yeah!

Leave this one, for your brew
I've got nothing left to prove
If I die before I wake
Hope I don't come back again
I'm dying!

Even in his youth [x2]
Yeah, yeah
Even in his youth [x25]
Yeah, yeah
Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah
Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah [x5]

Monkey see, monkey do - I don't know why I
Walk around, follow you - I don't know why I
Pull it out, keep it in - I don't know why I
Have to have poison skin - I don't know why I

Pay
Pay to play

Move an inch, take a mile - I don't know why I
Never faded, never smiled - I don't know why I
Never mind, eat and run - I don't know why I
Fuck your ass, for the fun - I don't know why I

I don't know why I
Pay
Pay to play

Boy would I like to do her
I'd like to jump her bones
Slip her the hot beef injection
Hoping she gives me a hand job
Homina Homina
I got so wasted last Saturday night
drank a whole half gallon
got really sick, puked
It was great, though
me and my break-dancing friends went
and beat up some punk rock faggots

Buffy's pregnant!
plan a future
we'll fit the class
we'll go and debate on who has the nicest ass
spread her mind games
with her words
we are all the same
just flies on turds!

Clone
Clone
Clone
Clone

Saw you yesterday
'86 rules
did you hear what Marsha said like
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

Biff called me up
and he went
and I went
and oh my God, I'm so embarrassed
I could just scream!
I swear I will never talk to him as long as I live!

I'm so happy
I can't wait to find my friends
They're in my head
I'm so lonely
That's ok 'cause will is good
And I've got wood
I'm so horny
That's ok 'cause I've got God
And he's got you
I'm so happy
That's ok, you broke my bed

Hey, hey, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey, hey, yeah!

Sunday morning
Is the day I think of you
And I'm not blue
I'm so ugly
That's ok 'cause so are you
We broke our mirrors
I'm so ugly
I can't wait to find my friends
They're in my head
Sunday morning
Is the day I think of you!

Hey, hey, hey!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, hey, yeah!

I like it
I'm not gonna cry
I miss you
I'm not gonna cry
I love you
I'm not gonna crack
I killed you
I'm not gonna crack

I need you
I'm not gonna crack
I miss you
I'm not gonna crack
I love you
I'm not gonna cry
I made you
I'm not gonna cry

I'm not easy[?]
I'm to blame for all I've heard
And I'm a turd
Sunday morning
Is the day I think of you
And I'm not blue
Light my candles
Keep my friends[?]
From going too[?]
And I love you
I'm so happy
'Cause today I think of you!

Hey! Hey! Yeah!
Yeah, hey, yeah!
Hey, hey, yeah!

I like it
I'm not gonna cry
I need you
I'm not gonna cry
I love you
I'm not gonna crack
I need you
I'm not gonna crack

I need you
I'm not gonna crack
I miss you
I'm not gonna crack
I love you
I'm not gonna crack
I killed you
I'm not gonna crack

Neither side is sacred
No one wants to win
Feeling dedicated
Think I best give in

Taking medication
Til my stomach's full
Neither side is sacred
Put it in my hole

That's [???] overview
You're the [???], keep it here
You're the savior I would lose
Keep smiling, you know it's true
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Neither side is sacred
No one wants to win
Feeling so sedated
Think I best give in

Taking medications
[interrupted line]
Neither side is sacred
No one wants to win

You're the reason I was here
You're the [???], keep it clear
Bring s[???]s, I would, too
Gave you time and giving you
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Oh x 4

Neither side is sacred
No one wants to win
Feeling so sedated
Think I best give in

Taking medications
Til my stomach's full
Neither side is sacred
Load it in my hole

That's the reason I was here
You're the silence and the tears
Bring [???], I will lose
You're the business, I would too
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Oh