Slash and Axl were in their apartment discussing their gig that night.
Axl: Slash you need some clothes dude.
Slash: What are you talking about I have clothes.
Axl: Yeah two shirts and a pair of pants.
Slash: What? I...I... Well what's wrong with that?
Axl: Just go get some clothes.
Slash: Fine.
MEANWHILE
Duff is walking down the street into an ally with Izzy and Steven looking for hell knows what.
Duff: Steven why did you drag us here again?
Steven: To look for my cat (looking through the dumpster.)
Izzy: Since when did you get a cat?
Steven: Since I found it, yesterday.
Izzy: Dude we can get you another cat.
Steven: But I want Carl!
Duff: You name your cat Carl? (pulling Steven out of the dumpster and then continue walking.)
Steven: Yeah my cousin Brooke had a cat named Carl and always like the name.
Izzy: Dude just give up we will never find him.
Steven: Yeah I guess you're right. But he was just the only cat for me- OH MY GOD THERE HE IS WITH THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Krist Novoselic: Hey look a cat. (picking up the cat and peting him.) Look how cute he is, Kurt.
Kurt Cobain: Why are we friends?
Steven: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAT YOU SON OF A BITCH! (Punchs Krist hitting him straight in the nose, knocking him out cold.) Carl! (picks the cat up)
Izzy: HOLY SHIT STEVEN!
Duff: I am so sorry about Steven.
Kurt: No it's ok. This is great.
MEANWHILE BACK TO SLASH "SHOPPING"
Slash: This looks fucking awesome. (looking in the mirror with his top hat on.)
Dave Grohl: Wow that is a great look.
Slash: Thanks man. Just how do I get out of here without paying for it?
Dave: Walk out.
Slash: Will that work?
Dave: Yeah. If you look like you own it, they wouldn't ask about it. Tell you what I will distract them, while you slip out.
Slash: Uh, ok.
Dave: Great. (moves towards the door with a coat opens the door.) Oh look I am stealing a coat. I will never get caught. Hahaha. Fuck the police.
Store manager: Look! Someone is trying to steal a coat!
20 guys run out of the store after Dave who is now running for his life.
Slash: (walks out the store, unharmed and with a new look.) What a bunch of dickheads. (looks at them chasing Dave.)
BACKSTAGE AT THEIR GIG LATER THAT DAY
Izzy: Did you have bring that cat backstage?
Steven: Yes! (petting him.)
Axl: So who are we co working with?
Duff: A band named Nirvana.
Dave: (Krist and Kurt behind him) That would be us.
Slash: Shit just got real.
Steven: You came for Carl again didn't you?!
Krist: (cowarding in fear) No I only came for the gig!!!
Steven: (grabs an ax) I wouldn't let have him! (chases Krist)
Krist: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away from Steven)
Axl: Alright who gave Steven the ax?
Dave: Was I not suppose to?
Slash: It's ok uh,...
Kurt: Krist.
Slash: Krist he will get tried out. Just keep running!
Axl: Hey Slash nice hat.
Slash: I know right?
Duff: I am not impressed...
Slash: (takes off his hat pulls out a bottle of vodka and gives it to Duff)
Duff: I approve. (opens the bottle and drinks it)
Slash: (puts hat back on his head)
Izzy: Guys I did a bad thing.
Axl: What did you do?
Izzy: I killed Steven's cat on accident.
Slash: You did what?!
Izzy: It was an accident!
Duff: (picks up the dead cat) This cat has stab wounds.
Izzy: Ok so I murder the thing.
Duff: Why?
Izzy: It kept cawling me and hissing. It was so fucking annoying I couldn't take it anymore!
Steven: I lost Krist. Where is Carl?
Axl: Steven, Carl is dead.
Steven: What?! (tears in his eyes)
Duff: Here. (gives Steven the dead cat)
Steven: (Holds the cat)
Carl: (comes back to life in Steven's hands)
Steven: Carl! (hugs it)
Dave: What the fuck just happen?!
Slash: I don't know...
Kurt: It's got to be the drugs...
Duff: (throws his bottle of vodka over his shoulder. Realzies what did. Runs back for it.) I am sorry, baby. I didn't mean it.
Izzy: Let's just pretend this never happen.
All except Steven and Krist: Agreed.