“So Dave, when was the last time you got laid?” Kurt asked, flopping down on the couch.

Pat choked on his soda.

“Too long.” Dave said, “Why, you offering?” Dave gave Kurt a once over, wiggling his brows and grinning big.

“Sorry, I like people with a little more meat on their bones. Right Krist?” Kurt said, raising his voice a little on the last sentence.

“Mmm-hmm.” Krist replied, completely engrossed in his tower of cards.

Pat again attempted to breathe soda.

Dave and Kurt burst out laughing, distracting Krist long enough for his tower to fall. “Dammit!” he swore. He threw the cards on the ground and stormed out of the bus, Kurt and Dave still laughing.